Saturday, November 7, 2009

Atlanta dammit

Some college dudes menaced me! Dude barreled towards me and did a football-style fakeout move, whilst other dudes laughed. Here are some things I would like to say to dudes. DUDES:
  • You will be slow like me in a few short years
  • You are not even that fast (ba-zing!)
  • Imagine if someone menaced your mother or sister in such a manner.
  • It is always good to be nice. True story!
There! This never-to-be-read-by-anyone-but-me blog surely fixes things right up.

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